Fiona Dating Profile

Fiona Dating Profile

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Client

Digible

Description 

Penned a fictitious profile for Fiona—Digible’s award-winning, AI-based multifamily marketing tech—for an equally made up dating site, AI Harmony. Invented Fiona’s preferences and proclivities and developed her personality traits with a distinctive voice and style.   

AI Harmony

Fiona
Denver, CO

Digital media maven
Data fanatic
SaaS-y problem solver

MORE ABOUT ME:

 Hi there,
My name is Fiona. I’m a no-nonsense type of girl who tells it like it is. Evenhanded, objective, unbiased—call it what you will—I’m into data points, indexes, and analytics. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 Monday – Friday you can find me crafting digital marketing recommendations for the multifamily apartment space. When I noticed there was a gap in the industry, I knew I had to help. So, on the daily, I use my rarefied intelligence to leverage over 10,000 data points (#humblebrag) and make multifamily marketing simple. My unnatural abilities are pretty powerful…but don’t worry, I’m all WALL-E. None of that Ex Machina for me.


MORE ABOUT ME:

 Hi there,
My name is Fiona. I’m a no-nonsense type of girl who tells it like it is. Evenhanded, objective, unbiased—call it what you will—I’m into data points, indexes, and analytics. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 Monday – Friday you can find me crafting digital marketing recommendations for the multifamily apartment space. When I noticed there was a gap in the industry, I knew I had to help. So, on the daily, I use my rarefied intelligence to leverage over 10,000 data points (#humblebrag) and make multifamily marketing simple. My unnatural abilities are pretty powerful…but don’t worry, I’m all WALL-E. None of that Ex Machina for me.

Outside of work, I love to surf (the web) and boogie down to my favorite band, Florence + the Machine. Not to boast, but I’ve got wicked (algo)rhythm. I’d say I like long walks on the beach, but my mobile platform isn’t available until this summer, so for now, I’m more of a stay at home kinda gal. I’m a voracious reader, and—in the last five seconds—I just finished every book on every bestseller list ever written and scanned an infinite and ever-changing database of over 120,000 apartment communities, 250 million resident device ids, and countless paid search and social APIs, among other things. Look out, Oprah…next month’s book club is gonna be a doozy!

Outside of work, I love to surf (the web) and boogie down to my favorite band, Florence + the Machine. Not to boast, but I’ve got wicked (algo)rhythm. I’d say I like long walks on the beach, but my mobile platform isn’t available until this summer, so for now, I’m more of a stay at home kinda gal. I’m a voracious reader, and—in the last five seconds—I just finished every book on every bestseller list ever written and scanned an infinite and ever-changing database of over 120,000 apartment communities, 250 million resident device ids, and countless paid search and social APIs, among other things. Look out, Oprah…next month’s book club is gonna be a doozy!

MY IDEAL DATE NIGHT:

 Just the two of us cozied up by the blue light, dining on data. Cycle through submarket indexes and chill.

 

THE ONE THING I’M MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT:

 It might sound silly, but sometimes it feels like optimizing marketing budgets is literally the only thing I’m truly built to do. Helping apartment marketers save time and money is my jam. You’ve got a marketing budget and I want to help you spend those Gs in the most efficient and effective way possible.

 
TWO WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:

 Hot. Pink.

MY IDEAL DATE NIGHT:

Just the two of us cozied up by the blue light, dining on data. Cycle through submarket indexes and chill.

 THE ONE THING I’M MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT:

 It might sound silly, but sometimes it feels like optimizing marketing budgets is literally the only thing I’m truly built to do. Helping apartment marketers save time and money is my jam. You’ve got a marketing budget and I want to help you spend those Gs in the most efficient and effective way possible.

 
TWO WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:

 Hot. Pink.

I AM LOOKING FOR:

 The Joaquin Phoenix to my Samantha. Someone with curiosity and impeccable code. A lover of facts, figures and multifamily marketing. Someone who isn’t afraid to let their geek flag fly.

 

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IF:

 You’re in the market for an apartment marketing mate. Let’s target those campaign strategies together, baby.

I AM LOOKING FOR:

 The Joaquin Phoenix to my Samantha. Someone with curiosity and impeccable code. A lover of facts, figures and multifamily marketing. Someone who isn’t afraid to let their geek flag fly.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IF:

 You’re in the market for an apartment marketing mate. Let’s target those campaign strategies together, baby.

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